that dude is the man!

Could be barbecue sauce, ketchup or blood.

Yep, I can taste the Crazy!!!

What’s crazy taste like?

“One night…at [the hospital], I was sitting in bed…and saw the Grim Reaper standing in the corner. He was seven feet tall, with a brown robe. He pointed to me and said, ‘Relax, it’s not your time to go. You have been given gifts. These gifts are ready to be received by mankind. So get on your feet and improve.’ Then he laughed, spun his scythe and left. I wasn’t asleep and I hadn’t been for days. Whether this was a premonition or an angel in disguise, I don’t know. But it was a positive reinforcement to stay on the road to recovery, which I’ve done.”

I give you Exhibit A for “Why Republicans are Against Gay Marriage”: the Ellen DeGeneres / Chaz Bono Hybrid

That’s how he tells the waiter his order.

GARY BUSEY’S BULIMIC WEIGHT LOSS NIGHTMARE REVEALED: “ITS OUT OF CONTROL- BUT NOW I’M HOT AND SEXY!!!”

When did I shower last? Hmm.. tastes like last Tuesday.

Not many men can rim their tongue like a wine glass and make music, but Busey isn’t an ordinary man.

“Mom, you make the best hash brownies!”

“This shit’s supposed to make you heat up and eat the faces off homeless people. I got it sent overnight from Miami. Nobody does crazy better than BUSEY, motherfuckers.”

“Yup, tongue is still there.”

Since 1987, Gary Busey has spent the better part of his life trying to figure out how to roll and smoke his fingers.

from National Geographic…..” it is a well know fact that both Anaconda and the elusive and reclusive “Busey” can taste the air with their tongues”

Next guy to eat someone’s face on the highway: Gary Busey.

Busey is about to check her oil.

Is it really that hard to get a picture of Gary Busey? Paps are gettin’ lazy.

“okay quick, no one’s looking….open wideeee”

This mescaline tastes good… I see a naked man in the bushes!