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  1. Abby Normal

    Remember when I thought the cap was on the body oil and spilled it all over and you said “Don’t worry, we’ll get to it” …that was great.

  2. “There’s one thing I love about Hollywood actors, Channing – I keep getting older, and they keep staying the same age.”

  3. I'mCool

    “So then Kim said, ‘That’s so cute,’ and giggled. I totally didn’t understand.”

  4. EricLr

    Nah, really man. The cow goes “Mooooo”

  5. Bigalkie

    Hey Channing we were think you or Jonah Hill for this part. Don’t let us down boy.

  6. The Brown Streak

    For $100 What is the color of the lights behind you?
    A Red, B Blue, C Orange or D Sonny Bono
    Whacha think Channing? Shall we phone a friend?
    Nah nah…I think I got this. What were the answers again?

  7. Urvag

    Wait….you really thought Travolta was inviting you over for burgers???

  8. “Two words: Bongo party. You in?”

  9. lily

    Mcc is still looking hott

  10. The Pope

    “No, old chap, I do believe you’re wrong. It was Socrates who said: ‘A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.’, not Plato. I do believe his own words were: ‘Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.’.”

  11. Bonky

    “No, I disagree, you are more the “bottom”. I’ve been doing this for years and I have always been the “top”. I mean, even in casting they told me I was going to be the lead, so you know, no way I’m the “bottom”…..”

  12. cc

    Channing, don’t take this wrong, but your impression of ‘The Thinker’ is thoroughly unconvincing.

  13. “Just curious…have you fucked any of your co-stars?”

  14. Colin

    This goddamn movie better have full frontal.

  15. skidmark

    “lemme think about that for a minute.

    …..still thinking.
    ….hang on, almost there…
    …nope, I still don’t get it.”

  16. Shitz

    “I mean I think it was pretty mutual……Tate?”

  17. your dad

    CT = brainless wonder.

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