1. hit it

    no match.

  2. The Woman with One Red Shoe

  3. catapostrophe

    Her arms are too short for this sort of activity. You don’t see Natalie Portman attempting this.

  4. Jason is a top contender for whitest man.

  5. Deacon Jones

    They’re just so hip it makes me puke

  6. Exhibit #1,023,438: You can be a hipster douche and as long as you’re famous and rich you can land women like this…

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Can the douchiness of the scooter be offset by the coolness of the Jordans?

  8. EricLr

    Dudes with motorcycles always get the hot chicks.

  9. El Jefe

    Lame middle aged hipsters.

  10. The Brown Streak

    Damn you Howard Walowicz, you make everything seem so cool!

  11. RaginEdge

    Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

  12. Do you really have to wear helmets with the top speed is 10?

  13. cc

    When her skirt gets caught in the spokes, this is really going to get interesting.

  14. He just came into town to get his scooter tricked out…extend the front fork, install a springer front end, a radical sissy-bar with a custom saddle, leather saddle-bags, and ape-hangers.

    They’re all out of training wheels.

  15. willynilly

    Doucher & Douchette

  16. dumpy

    olivia wilde has a surprisingly dumpy ass. i saw her playing basketball with him at the park in the neighborhood the other day. On the oher hand they were both very friendly.

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