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  1. EricLr

    When daddy tries to hit me, I just put a shirt on with numbers on it.

  2. Dick Hell

    Benjamin: “Turn around. If you still have that ponytail I’m going to introduce you to my friend… Mr. Brick.”

  3. “Sorry son, but daddy doesn’t do slides anymore.”

  4. Jill

    “Make sure to put your hands up really high and scream really loud. It makes it more fun that way!”
    “I’m not a girl, dad”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    That’s actually not his son. Giselle told him to kidnap Wes Welker’s kid for some reason.

  6. Quijibo

    Which kid is this?

  7. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “I will not drop you like Wes dropped that pass, now jump dammit!”

  8. The Brown Streak

    “No son, you can’t be any higher than T.O.”

  9. “No, Daddy, don’t slide the slide anymore. All the other boys make fun of me when you do.”

  10. “Hi, Daddy. Your agent called and wants me to tell you that you’re fired.”

  11. C’mon son, it’s time for me to give John Travolta a massage.

  12. kannon

    Kid: “Look dad, I’m giant”
    Brady: “FML”

  13. Marc

    “I’ll ask you again. Is daddy’s hair piece up there or not?”

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