superficial

  1. 10 bucks says Madonna is chasing that car like a soul stealing T-1000.

  2. cmonreally

    Please tell me this is the last image of her before the car slammed into a tree

    • Miley is showing us here best “I just realized I’m going to be the centerpiece of an all nighter”. Fear and Joy struggle within her.

      But not for long.

  3. Cock Dr

    “This buzz is too mellow, we need more cocaine!”

  4. Miley looks high as a motherfucker. She just got out of the hospital. She shouldn’t be out partying.

  5. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN OUT OF SMACK???”
    “You snorted it all through your vagina!!!”
    “What are we gonna do now? I can’t face people looking like this whole sober!!”

  6. pbjuicy

    Faces of meth

  7. Mooby

    The paps are crazy! Driver, lose them in the tunnel!

  8. “WHO THE HELL GAVE THE KEYS TO BILLY JOEL!?”

  9. George P Burdell

    “If that was really a roofie why are my clothes on?”

  10. Miley: ‘I’m in,,,Who up for a game of Bukkake,,”. None of the guys say anything.

  11. phantomduck

    Holy shit, the paps just found out that I have no talent — PUNCH IT!

  12. “Is that my music on the radio? Turn that shit off!”

  13. btreese

    She reminds me of Clay Aiken….

  14. “Tell him we’re pulled over already! We can’t pull over any farther!”

  15. Looks like they all ate the day old taco special and now have to make a run for the border.

  16. “…and they played real music, with guitars and drums. There was no autotune! Its so terrible it’s making me cry!!”

  17. [donkey sounds]

  18. jep

    Which one of you bastards just rubbed my clit??!!!? You did it wrong, try again!

  19. charlesatlas

    Are they fleeing from Godzilla?

  20. “Hurry! I think I’m getting sober!”

  21. cc

    “Oh shit, we can’t leave…the hole evening has come and gone and I didn’t finger myself publicly once!”

  22. donkeylicks

    This was taken moments after being informed that they ran out of coke and that the liquor stores were now closed.

  23. Lifetime network presents… The Lady Di story. Starring Miley Cyrus as Princess Diana. God I hope thy don’t fuck up the ending.

  24. tito

    “MOVE YOUR ARM, THE CAMERA CANT SEE MY VAGINA”

  25. What the hell is wrong with this ugly creature’s teeth? It looks like a redneck-eating fish.

  26. What is that on her face? It looks wet, but viscous and sticky.

  27. “They’re saying I have no talent … I sing great right? Tell me..
    I said TELL ME !”

  28. jesse

    What did Justin do this time?

  29. Voice of Reisling

    21-1!

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