Kids, Brook Shields was once one of the hottest chicks in the world. But that was a looooooooooooooooooong time ago.
I still would. That’s how hot she was. She has retroactive hotness points built up.
Not bad, not bad at all…for a Godzilla impersonation.
From Blue Lagoon to old buffoon. Time is a bitch goddess.
“Angry? I’m not angry that you reminded me that Blue Lagoon was almost 40 years ago. Of course I’m not angry about that. Why do you ask?”
Just one necrosis away from completing her Maria Shriver transformation.
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