It’s good to know that if famewhoreing doesn’t work out, she can fall back on her MIG/TIG certification.
Sure, hide the face but bust out the wonky ass nips. That’s discreet.
Visor down. Nipples up.
Look closer. That’s 1 nipple up and 1 nipple down.
This whore will be shooting porn for Vivid in less than six months.
Her left boob: “Hey, is that John Hamm on that balcony?”
Her right boob: “Oooh, a nickel!”
Hey. It’s the whore of the minute. Remember your welding visor but forget your bra? Makes sense. The benefit of wearing this stupid visor is that we can’t see the huge smile on her face.
She’s loving every second of attention she’s getting. Her nips tell the story.
She has a bra on – you can see the outline. Nips look a little wonkie-eyed, but I’d still motorboat them none the less.
I googled to find out why she’s wearing that stupid mask and Google told me to stop being racist.
Late for wielding class?
That or trying out for a part in the next Star Wars episode.
She’s been cast in the role of Darth Slore.
Can we get one of these for Lindsay, Gaga, Rihanna, Courtney … can we just mass-produce these and hand them out all over Hollywood?
…so, we’ve got this now? *sigh* [eyeroll]
…i wanna make a joke about her, rachel uchitel, and sydney leathers doing a sitcom…but i got nuthin’.
No first name, no face, why are we even – oh look, boobs!
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