Chris Hansen outside NBC Studios in New York City. (May 30, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Yeah, yeah, you read what I said about Kendall a couple of posts ago. She’s 17, so in most states I’m in the clear. You can fuck off.
He’s staring at me right through the screen.
Relax – it’s not illegal if she’s inflatable.
My inflatable doll is only about a year old. That is damn young.
Why don’t you just take a seat over here?
Well with a name like “Photo Boy”, we should probably check him out.”
You’ll never catch me, Hansen!
Chris Hansen outside Ireland Baldwin’s house.
“She told me she was eighteen!”
“Bravo!” *claps hands* “I have never heard that excuse before! “
So he just stands outside the NBC studios now, sweeping the pedophiles off the sidewalk as they come out for smoke breaks?
“Perhaps you will tell the television viewers why you’re wearing a black cap with a gray shirt…”
“Doug Hutchison? Why don’t you have a seat over there.”
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