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  1. CrashHell

    Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich!

  2. Nonnie Moose

    I could sit around for hours just thinking how absolutely awesome it is to be me.

  3. Obviously browsing the McCord’s beach pictures Fish posted earlier.

  4. Batu Khan

    Was I really John Malkovich?! Wow!

  5. bigalkie

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

  6. Tronald Dump

    His slow mutation into David Letterman is nearly complete.

  7. “I’ve always parted my teeth down the middle.”

  8. Mike

    Can’t wait for Red 2!

  9. MayorMcCheese

    Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick !

  10. “Whatcha’ thinkin’ ’bout, John?”

    “Oh, I dunno… Malkovich stuff.”

  11. “It’s just like it’s spelled: Wo-jo-ho-witz. See? Wo-Jo-ho-witz.”

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