1. “This is Bob. He’s our Special Effects.”

    “Don’t you mean he DOES our Special Effects?”

    “No. He IS our Special Effects.”

  2. JOHN

    I’M BATMAN!!!!!!

  3. Anybody else remember the old cartoon named “Birdman”? BIRDMAN!!

  4. Nonnie Moose

    I’m the ghost with the most, babe.

  5. Batu Khan

    Michael Keaton is a talented actor. But every now and then he likes to float off the ground. That’s where Mark comes in.

  6. “I don’t know how much longer I can hang here, Mr. Keaton. I sure hope you tied your shoes tight!”

  7. EvilMason

    “Who are you?!”

    “I’m Birdman”

    Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.



  9. From the thumbnail, I thought it was Robert Duvall.

  10. MayorMcCheese

    Am I surprised Andy Dick can lift Michael Keaton? Yes. Am I surprised he’s staring at his junk? Not in the least.

  11. “To the Birdcage, Alfred!” Is a line from a totally different kind of movie, co-starring Nathan Lane as Robin, his long time partner.

  12. Krazee Thug Nutz

    Two guys, no cup.

  13. I’m not surprised that an actor has gotten to the point where he thinks he’s too special to touch the ground, but I always assumed Paltrow would think of it first.

  14. What? When did he turn into Bruce Willis?

  15. “Your move Colombo !”

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