Reese Witherspoon in Beverly Hills. (May 30, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Oops! Better clean up all of that spilled wine before it stains the seats!”
I saw this thing at the restaurant today! Club soda and salt! You’re gonna be amazed!
I picture the floor of that car being covered with empty beer cans and wine bottles.
And dried vomit
Nope, just Reese right now. She’s actually looking for her spoon.
The design on her dress looks like spermatozoa. No wonder she’s pregnant all the time.
Chin up, Reese, things will get better.
Purse by ‘Entitled’
She asked the passenger seat, “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??” right before throwing up all over it.
“Ah-rite chya’ll, pass oh-ver all them empties.”
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