London mayor Boris Johnson with the Team GB synchronized swimmers at Maria Fidelis School in Camden, UK. (May 30, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Little kid in the middle: “I can’t believe I’m peeing on a mayor’s feet!”
“Right… so I lift my arms gracefully like this, then kick the child I think is most likely to wind up on the dole into the pool? Shouldn’t be too hard…”
All the other children wearing goggles, except the black kid….
Yeah, tell me he wasn’t put there for “diversity”
All of these kids belong together
All of these kids are kind of the same
But one of these kids is not like the others
Now it’s time to play our game
It’s time to play our game.
My money’s on the albino in the suit.
FYI: Boris Johnson is probably the coolest politician ever. youtoob some videos of him.
Nonsense. Rob Ford eats Boris Johnson for lunch.
I was going to say, he may be the coolest but Toronto has one of the most bizarre.
He is not. The man is a complete buffoon and only in politics for self-interest and personal gain. An abortion of the self-fucking class system in the UK, he and his family use position and privilege to make sure they get their way no matter the cost to others.
The man has no idea how the real world operates and instead relies on jokes and clowning to gloss over the fact he has no principles, policies, or political ideals other than making sure his peer group remain in positions of influence. In other words, he is a prime cunt and should be destroyed.
Or, as Francis Urquhart would say, the man has no bottom (to which I’d add, and that’s makes him as ass).
Fucking little monkey, tired of seeing these black shits everywhere. GTFO back to your africa already.
So when the Muslims come to chop our heads off in the streets, we hold our hands up like this to block them, you say?
Couldn’t we just throw them one of these children to distract them while we run away?
You’re not angry, you’re just pointing…I know you, I know you, I know you…
Swimmer #1: On a Japanese game show, this move is called the ‘Nutcracker’.
Boris: Ah yes, it does remind me of the ballet.
Swimmer #2: Ballet?
Kid in front:
I’ve got dibs on the cute swimmer on the right.
She’s got bruises on her legs. You sure you wanna go where Chris Brown has already been?
I am digging the mayor’s hair. It looks so soft and fluffy.
The pictures were a lot more awkward when they were all dressed alike.
Ok, so when do I get to kick the little runts into the pool?
But you didn’t say “ha ha ha ha ha ha ha his name’s JOHNSON”!
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