“Look at me! Mommy and Daddy took off the training wheels! WHEEEEE!”
More like he took off the seat.
“Kids are less nervous when you roll up on a bike.”
Chasing down Bieber’s Ferrari.
His bicycle seat features a picture of Bieber’s face. Now that I think about it all bicycle seats should have that.
Hey, someone spit on his jacket!
off camera is Justin Beiber chasing him, screaming and crying to give it back
If by “it,” you mean “his virginity.”
“Hee-YAH! Lance Armstrong was right! This type of bike seat feels *exactly* like a rim job!”
Leave him alone Keyshawn! He’s mine!
“YEEEAAAHHHH! I’m at the club with all of my homies! Bum bum bum bum! Bum bum BUM BUM! YEAH Yeah YEAH! DooDOOo Badada!”
Hooray for him! It’s not every day you see a black man riding a bike that’s made for an adult.
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