1. john

    I guess Dikembe is there to block Bill’s shot…..if you know what I mean.

  2. No no no, not in my Lighthouse! *throws Bill down* Ha ha ha ha!

  3. Nonnie Moose

    A family in the Congo could eat on a fat white man like this for a week!

  4. cc

    You may be tall but I’ve got a stack of 1,000s that’s taller.

  5. “I never touched your wife! Please don’t hurt me!”

  6. One of these things is not like the others.

  7. MayorMcCheese

    That guy’s shoe size is not a number , it’s just called size elephant dick.

  8. Holy fuck, literally a giant.

  9. Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
    What Kaczynski must surely have known
    that an intern is better
    than a bomb in a letter
    When deciding how best to be blown.

  10. Such a funny guy. I’m going to write him a fan letter:

    My Dear Friend, Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo:

    Fuck it. I’m too tired to type anything else…

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