I hate you Orland Bloom.Imagine waking up to her naked each morning. “Sobbing”
Oh FISH I would never hurt your Mother nor even put her in a cage!
Sexual deviant but I love my mum also.
You’re not really a deviant until you love her in a cage.
If it makes you feel any better, there are many mornings that she wakes up naked next to other men too….
Knowing that this is NOT what I get to wake up to each morning will mean that from now on, each day, my pillow will be just a little bit wet when I wake up. From tears. And drool. Possibly a little semen.
She is physical perfection. End of story. Legolas definitely enjoys shooting his arrows at that target.
Is her success due to her looking like she’s 15?
being over 18 and looking 15 is a HIGHLY marketable quality.
Speaking of hot babes who’ve had kids, what’s the over/under on when Kate Gosselin and Octomom drop their Sapphic love tape?
So this is what it looks like when a beautiful woman wakes up next to you… or any woman. On an unrelated topic anyone has a noose I could borrow?
This photo should be in the dictionary under sexy.
With a printer and some tape, I also could wake up every morning to that.
Waking up next to that even an atheist like me might start thinking God was smiling down on him.
On the other hand, if I woke up next to Orlando Bloom, my uterus would explode.
She is just lovely.
Good morning, now fix me a sandwich. No wait, blow me…then fix me a sandwich.
I suggest you bookmark this post, in case you ever end up wondering how you got to the end of your life without knowing the touch of a woman you didn’t have to pay for.
Sorry to burst that bubble, but there’s no such thing as a woman who’ll touch you without you having to pay for it. Whether you buy her dinner or something, or whether she comes back to torture your ass, you’ll pay for it somehow. Financially or emotionally.
3/10 would not bang
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Miranda Kerr posted this pic to Instagram. (May 30, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN