Ooh, a dirty girl! Me likey!
She’s always been pretty sexy. I would.
I’d like a threesome with Avril, Taylor Momsen, with some blow and weed thrown in, for a dirty little Rock & Roll rompfest.
Except for the drugs, sounds good to me.
I request that you remove the term “Rock & Roll” from that rompfest.
I don’t see any dollar bills stuffed into those stockings. Guess it wasn’t a very good show.
Your first clue might have been “Avril Lavigne in Los Angeles. (May 29, 2014)”.
What, no dollar bills in L. A.
What do you do, holler “hey babe got change for a twenty?”
Trying so hard… failing so miserably.
Her pretend sexy girl is every bit as convincing as her pretend punk rock.
She’s Canada sexy.
And that’s pretty sexy.
We are really, really sorry. Our deepest apologies. What can we do to make it better? Please?
I hate to mimic Don, but fuck it, I would. I wonder if she could call Danica McKellar over too?
Good to see Andrew Dice Clay got a gig playing drums. Or is that some other random fat old guido?
“This microphone reminds me of my husband. He doesn’t have balls either.”
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