1. Remember what I said about crabs being almost extinct a few days ago? I did say “almost”.

  2. cc

    I love this song about 401Ks

  3. What is it lately with singers playing with their vaginas on stage?

  4. With enough hip thrusts and sweat he’s hoping to expunge the ParisHiltonitis strain of herpes out of his system.

  5. George P Burdell

    This is who taught Miley about the power of an on stage diddle.

  6. Swearin

    Hernias are a bitch

  7. Little Tongue

    “I fucked Paris, once. And Lindsay. Hell, I’ve even done your mom.”

  8. This is why older people should stretch before they try to dance.

  9. Flatliner

    Fucking FABULOUS!! Oops, I thought is was Ricky Martin.

  10. “Oh god I feel sick! I think my dignity came back!”

  11. Vlad

    ♪♫Can-cer of Pros-tate♫♪

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