‘Haha, of course, we’re all straight, you little scamp.’
Maria often asks people to punch her in the stomach to see how strong her abs are. I’m not joking. She did it on “Conan” a while back.
I wonder if she’s interested in finding out how strong her butt is. I’m not going to punch it (unless she asks me to), but what I will do does involve a thrusting motion.
That’s such a horrible gimmick. If someone asked me to do that, I don’t think i’d be able to refrain from doing it full force. If you’re going to ask…
It’s how Harry Houdini died.
“So, guys, show me what you’d do at the end of a really successful first date!”
I’m getting pretty sick of the homophobic mentality of the commenters on this site.
Fisting’s not until the third date.
It’s funny how you don’t hear about something for a long time time and then, bam! two days in row. Never enough fisting references.
Why can’t we all just fist along?
My account on Grinder.com disagrees. Look me up as McFeely_Fistupyourass
He’s indicating his optimal depth.
What a piece of ass she is.
In a cruel trick of science the polarity created by Maria clenching her two big ol’ ass cheeks together created a powerful magnetic field which caused a 200lb topless gay dancer to almost touch her, after which she involuntarily punched him. In some street cultures this is known as the Menounos Maneuver.
I hope a fight doesn’t break out on set…someone is liable to get slapped to death.
Nick Carter’s all over the place. Dude is multi-talented.
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