I call him Baby John Mayer.
I call him “Who is this person?”
I think he can give Robin Williams a run for the title of ‘Hairiest Celebrity”.
Call the lab that grew this John Mayer clone, and have them send two Kelly Brooks over to my office!
Better ship them separate, there are weight limits on most trucks.
I would start listing all the women I’d want to clone and have sent to my house, but I don’t have 5 hours to finish the list.
‘The Joyful Heart Foundation Presents: The Joyful Revolution Gala 10th Anniversary Celebration in New York City’
So the invites were printed on legal size paper?
Tim Burton & Johnny Depp’s lovechild has finally been released.
What a joyful event.
I bet he plays a mean saxaphone.
Lindsay Buckingham wants his look back.
This must be a deleted scene from “Edward Scissorhands” where he negs Winona Ryder and goes crying to Reddit because she keeps dating an asshole and won’t give a Nice Guy a chance.
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