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  1. I call him Baby John Mayer.

  2. I think he can give Robin Williams a run for the title of ‘Hairiest Celebrity”.

  3. Beltliner

    Call the lab that grew this John Mayer clone, and have them send two Kelly Brooks over to my office!

  4. cc

    ‘The Joyful Heart Foundation Presents: The Joyful Revolution Gala 10th Anniversary Celebration in New York City’

    So the invites were printed on legal size paper?

  5. Derk The Jerk

    Tim Burton & Johnny Depp’s lovechild has finally been released.

  6. What a joyful event.

  7. EricLR

    I bet he plays a mean saxaphone.

  8. Lindsay Buckingham wants his look back.

  9. This must be a deleted scene from “Edward Scissorhands” where he negs Winona Ryder and goes crying to Reddit because she keeps dating an asshole and won’t give a Nice Guy a chance.

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