Can she just change her name to ‘Assley’ to be consistent with how i pronounce it?
Hello Ms. Assley. She is a sight for sore penis.
Sings (to the tune of the Beach Boys’ “Fun Fun Fun”):
She’ll have Buns Buns Buns
Till Father Time takes her booty awaaaaaay
Is her body stuck in that position?
Great ass but I feel like I’ve seen this before.
Has anyone seen her actually, you know, surf?
Prepare yourself for a shock.
Are you ready?
The Millennium Falcon is not a real spaceship.
What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
No! That’s not true! That’s impossible! Nnnnoooooo!!!!!!
I don’t know, but I’m about ready for her to be eaten by a shark. Her instagramming famewhore attempts are getting tedious.
she’s a crappy surfer at best.
dudeRight. And you’re able to judge her surfing skills all the way from Harrington, Kansas?
i’m in pismo beach.
Then you should know better. Watch her on YouTube, then tell me she a crappy surfer.
Yes, she is not bad.
One trick pony when it comes to her instagram photos. But it’s a nice trick.
No one has made a “showing off her ASSets joke” yet? You guys are really off your game today.
♫♫♫ Whatcha go ‘n’ do to get into another one of these here rock ‘n’ roll songs? ♫♫♫
I don’t know if it was wise bringing a surf board into the pic seeing as how it has more personality.
no TMIPOTI this week?
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