1. cc

    Can she just change her name to ‘Assley’ to be consistent with how i pronounce it?

  2. Hello Ms. Assley. She is a sight for sore penis.

  3. Sings (to the tune of the Beach Boys’ “Fun Fun Fun”):

    She’ll have Buns Buns Buns
    Till Father Time takes her booty awaaaaaay

  4. Is her body stuck in that position?

  5. Great ass but I feel like I’ve seen this before.

  6. Has anyone seen her actually, you know, surf?

  7. anonymous

    One trick pony when it comes to her instagram photos. But it’s a nice trick.

  8. No one has made a “showing off her ASSets joke” yet? You guys are really off your game today.

  9. George P Burdell

    ♫♫♫ Whatcha go ‘n’ do to get into another one of these here rock ‘n’ roll songs? ♫♫♫

  10. I don’t know if it was wise bringing a surf board into the pic seeing as how it has more personality.

  11. no TMIPOTI this week?
    sorrow.

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