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  1. AJ

    Mmmmmm…….heroin.

  2. Steelerchick

    Got Crack??

  3. “I just…I wanted to come before you all, today…to apologize. [sniff, sniff] I’m so..so very sorry…about my boobs. They’re uncalled for…and…and you didn’t deserve that”

  4. Cock Dr

    That was obviously at the beginning of the event. Add alcohol & god knows what else; it’s all downhill from here.

  5. I’m a snaaaaaake…i’m a ssssssnaaaaaake…

  6. Grace

    Courtney is actually bulkier than LeAnn.
    If that doesn’t say it all…

  7. hot rod

    She shouldn’t even want to be seen in public, much less photographed. Fucking revolting. Spare us, please!

  8. It had to be said

    Even completely cleaned up and apparently sober she looks like death. Not good.

  9. God is Black

    Both arms close to body and not facing out hence can’t see Heroin track marks…………

  10. You think she looks bad now, wait until she molts. Anyone for flapjacks and beef curtains for breakfast?

  11. castallare

    Oh look! They found all the pieces again!!

  12. HumpinFrog

    How do they keep her from decomposing? I mean the rigor mortis helps keep her upright, but the decay and smell, now that takes some effort. Lysol? Oil based paint? Just spitballin’ at this point.

  13. UnholyKrep

    How do they keep it moist when it’s out of the swamp? And where exactly is the blowhole on this thing?

  14. Colin

    Why has there been so much of her lately? We see her pop up every once in a while, but lately she’s been everywhere. I haven’t seen her this much since Kurt Cobain died… seventeen years ago….. HOLY SHIT, SHE’S A CICADA.

  15. kimmykimkim

    The poor photographer has no idea this bitch wasn’t even invited. It’s probably his first day.

  16. The Critical Crassness

    Nice Photoshop work!

  17. VerucaSalt

    Who the deuce invites her to all these functions? If I was the planner in charge of arranging these things I would make sure to put a huge picture of Courtney with a line thru it at the door.

  18. I would like to meet the Gala coordinator that thinks to themselves: “you know what would really take our event to the next level? Heroin and syphilis loosely bound in aged leather.”

  19. I had a goldfish that looked at me like that. All day long.

  20. Dave Mustaine

    The faces of meth. Don’t do it boys and girls. It could kill you. Or even worse, you could end up looking like Courtney Love.

  21. JJ

    It looks like the shedding process is taking a lot out of her

  22. Shorty80

    Is she getting invited to these things as a joke by the organizers? Or is she event-crashing?

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