“I just…I wanted to come before you all, today…to apologize. [sniff, sniff] I’m so..so very sorry…about my boobs. They’re uncalled for…and…and you didn’t deserve that”
That was obviously at the beginning of the event. Add alcohol & god knows what else; it’s all downhill from here.
I’m a snaaaaaake…i’m a ssssssnaaaaaake…
Courtney is actually bulkier than LeAnn.
If that doesn’t say it all…
She shouldn’t even want to be seen in public, much less photographed. Fucking revolting. Spare us, please!
Even completely cleaned up and apparently sober she looks like death. Not good.
Both arms close to body and not facing out hence can’t see Heroin track marks…………
She shoots up under her breasts. That’s why they’re so deflated now.
You think she looks bad now, wait until she molts. Anyone for flapjacks and beef curtains for breakfast?
Oh look! They found all the pieces again!!
How do they keep her from decomposing? I mean the rigor mortis helps keep her upright, but the decay and smell, now that takes some effort. Lysol? Oil based paint? Just spitballin’ at this point.
How do they keep it moist when it’s out of the swamp? And where exactly is the blowhole on this thing?
Why has there been so much of her lately? We see her pop up every once in a while, but lately she’s been everywhere. I haven’t seen her this much since Kurt Cobain died… seventeen years ago….. HOLY SHIT, SHE’S A CICADA.
The poor photographer has no idea this bitch wasn’t even invited. It’s probably his first day.
Nice Photoshop work!
Who the deuce invites her to all these functions? If I was the planner in charge of arranging these things I would make sure to put a huge picture of Courtney with a line thru it at the door.
I would like to meet the Gala coordinator that thinks to themselves: “you know what would really take our event to the next level? Heroin and syphilis loosely bound in aged leather.”
I had a goldfish that looked at me like that. All day long.
The faces of meth. Don’t do it boys and girls. It could kill you. Or even worse, you could end up looking like Courtney Love.
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