superficial

  1. The El Museo Gala is where all the pretty breastbones go to be seen.

  2. Cock Dr

    Quite a feat to wear a shirt that has no front, yet we still can’t see any tits.
    Makes me wonder if she really has any.
    Candice, you didn’t starve your tits off did you? That would be bad.

  3. TomFrank

    Gwen Stefani needs to stop lending that shirt out.

  4. I saw more tits on John Travolta when he wore this

    • God is Black

      Yes Travolta has more tits, but I would creampie her asap and also on the face but one caveat, no HIDDEN PENIS please!

  5. please just stick to bathing suits and lingerie?

  6. Night fever’s side effects really take their toll on tits.

  7. desabrey

    At least if Alien came popping out through her chest, it wouldn’t ruin that shirt.

  8. Misty

    So.jealous. If I wore something like this in my town they would have the makings for The Scarlett Letter Part 2. I’d officialy be looked at as the town tramp.

  9. It had to be said

    Apparently they are doing a Fantasy Island remake with Swanpoel as Ricardo Montoblan’s character. Please don’t let Snooki get cast as Tatu.

  10. Double mastectomy chic is back!

  11. cc

    Her limbs are about the same diameter as the cardboard roll inside toilet paper.

    Unless you want to spend the night with her at the fracture clinic, this one is a ‘cowgirl only’ proposition.

  12. baron of all media

    This face + Audrina Patridge body = happy penis

  13. whatsmyface

    Haha! Skeletons don’t need clothes! That’s just silly!

  14. VerucaSalt

    From here she’s going straight to the gym. If she can’t throw it up she’s gotta work off that crouton and glass of lemon water splurge she had for dinner.

  15. The Critical Crassness

    WTF are her tits? Shirt open to her navel and her chest looks like Justin Bieber’s chest.

  16. Do_Freebird

    Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Done Stole My Tits

  17. Jovy

    Mmmmm anorexia.

  18. Dr Ha-Ha

    Quite a feat she’s pulled off – Butter face, skeletor body.

  19. whiskeyafternoon

    neat trick: when she turns to the side, all you see is a ponytail!

  20. Butch Cleopatra in the background almost distracted me from a most savory rack of ribs.

  21. coherent

    Leighton Meesteresque.

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