Candice Swanepoel at The El Museo 2011 Gala in New York City. (May 26, 2011)
The El Museo Gala is where all the pretty breastbones go to be seen.
Quite a feat to wear a shirt that has no front, yet we still can’t see any tits.
Makes me wonder if she really has any.
Candice, you didn’t starve your tits off did you? That would be bad.
That’s her back; she can turn her head like an owl
Gwen Stefani needs to stop lending that shirt out.
I saw more tits on John Travolta when he wore this
Yes Travolta has more tits, but I would creampie her asap and also on the face but one caveat, no HIDDEN PENIS please!
please just stick to bathing suits and lingerie?
Night fever’s side effects really take their toll on tits.
At least if Alien came popping out through her chest, it wouldn’t ruin that shirt.
So.jealous. If I wore something like this in my town they would have the makings for The Scarlett Letter Part 2. I’d officialy be looked at as the town tramp.
Apparently they are doing a Fantasy Island remake with Swanpoel as Ricardo Montoblan’s character. Please don’t let Snooki get cast as Tatu.
Double mastectomy chic is back!
Her limbs are about the same diameter as the cardboard roll inside toilet paper.
Unless you want to spend the night with her at the fracture clinic, this one is a ‘cowgirl only’ proposition.
This face + Audrina Patridge body = happy penis
really? Audrina Patridge? The Grand Canyon of tits? Thats who’s body you like?
Haha! Skeletons don’t need clothes! That’s just silly!
From here she’s going straight to the gym. If she can’t throw it up she’s gotta work off that crouton and glass of lemon water splurge she had for dinner.
WTF are her tits? Shirt open to her navel and her chest looks like Justin Bieber’s chest.
Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Done Stole My Tits
Quite a feat she’s pulled off – Butter face, skeletor body.
neat trick: when she turns to the side, all you see is a ponytail!
Butch Cleopatra in the background almost distracted me from a most savory rack of ribs.
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