“Kevin Bacon wearing a hat on a boat.”
Maria Shriver is looking better.
I thought Día de los Muertos was in November? What’s up with the skeleton costume?
anyone notice that her face looks remarkably and disturbingly like Michael Jackson? maybe it’s the sunglasses and aloof expression…
Michael Jackson’s face was whiter !
I knew MJ faked his death!
Wow Cameron Diaz has taken this diet thing way too far.
Her conscience is literally eating her away.
she could still drop a few more pounds
or she could just die and lose the rest of the weight through decomposition.
LOL I hope for her sake, she reads your post and does just that.
@Jovy that is
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BABY
In other news, Bat Boy’s mother was found in Mexico.
“Okay honey, do your David Caruso imprssion for me again!”
Brilliant! She’s chewing on the inside of her own face to squash hunger while avoiding calories!
“Told you bitches I was eating: my face, that is!” Love, LeAnn
Betcha she purges it later.
she’s eating her only sustenance: CUM
Leann Rimes and Michael Jackson, Jackson and Rimes, Rimes and Jackson, Rimes-Jackson, Jackson-Rimes…That’s it! Rimes IS Jackson. Jackson IS Rimes. Rimes is a man. Oh my god, Rimes is a man! (cue Crying Game music)
Your gun is digging into my hip
“…I know all there is to know, about the crying gaaaammme…”
Her clavicle and ulna turn me on. Her humerus and radius could use some work, but you can tell she’s put some time in on the femur.
She’s tucker her daily allotment of calories (a Lifesaver) into the corner of her mouth and is getting her money’s worth.
I can’t tell if her shoulders are too big, or her waist is too small. All I know is her boobs are juuuuuuuuuust right!
“Well shoot- another f*ckin’ molar fell out. Scurvy? What do you mean?”
Well she’s obviously not picking food out of her teeth, so my money is on a little piece of her own stomach from her most recent purge – which was 1.2 seconds before this picture was taken.
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