Snooki in Florence. (May 26, 2011)
So’s my penis right now, but you don’t see it wearing a condom with its feelings emblazoned on it now do you?
Whoops, misread that to say “I’m Sad”. Which if you think about it, seems far more appropriate.
just shut up
“Bad” to be able to dress herself
And now we know what happened to those two missing Buckingham Palace guards.
if you subtract one from infinity is it still infinity? seriously, not a math guy here.
I think it’s two less than infinity+1.
This reminds me of that scene in European vacation where they all try on all the fasionable clothes in Italy but end up looking even more out of place. Only this trainwreck of an outfit was defnitely made in America.
left the salon for a smoke in the middle of her wax apparently
I don’t think “BAD” is the three letter word that belongs on that shirt.
Hard to believe the “I’m Fat” shirts sold out already.
and “I’m a fucking fat retarded skank whore” wouldn’t fit
christ, shave your feet
It’s the latest Jersey fashion to shave just your upper legs…unless you’re a dude, then you shave your entire body and have someone punch you in the face
Other words/phrases would be more appropriate, but this will do.
The US may have to do some diplomatic damage control with Italy after this gang’s visit. Let’s send the embassy a fruit basket, and a list of MTV executive’s names & home addresses.
Put this note in the card:
“My boots are less hairy than your mama’s backs. Love, Snooki”
Then we can sit back and watch everything sort itself out.
Does the carpet match the boots? I hope we never find out.
That IS the carpet, she’s got really saggy pubes.
They misspelled the word fat on her shirt.
A miniature Sasquatch has been sited in Italy
I’m sure the back of the shirt says: @ dieting, personal hygiene, showing any sign of class, dignity or self respect, choosing men, and reality TV.
Insert hobbit joke here.
Uh, her real name is Bilbo Bad-gins?
Shit man, I tried.
It’s like they shaved an ewok, and only got down to its shins.
The clipper jammed.
Michelangelo’s David just facepalmed as she walked by. Keats rose from the grave to remove all references to Florence and the Arno from his poetry. This is not going well.
She’s so fat and folded that shirt actually says “I’m BloAteD”.
I want to ride that. The Vespa in the background that is.
The sweet, sweet aroma of stale cigarette smoke, simmering feet, and greasy sweat. That’s ‘BAD’ alright.
It does have an “A” in the middle though.
C’mon, Snooki, at least try and make it a challenge for us to mock you.
Bitch, you is bad!
She misspelled FAT.
I can’t believe how many fucking people look up to this moron and her greasy band of morons…
Cousin It was last seen dressing like a retard. More at 11.
I thought she had lost weight. This chick was skinny for a day.
this is her “skinny” :/
Snooki has to be bad…otherwise she would never be able to wear those boots in public.
The back of that shirt had better say “at fashion”.
I guess this is Obama’s revenge for the Amanda Knox trial.
Nasty but priceless.
This just in: The Italian authorities saw this photo and have executed Amanda Knox.
And now we know Snooki just shaved.Definitely the most creative use of excess pubic hair I’ve ever seen.
“I’m bad?” Yes. At making decisions.
I knew hobbitts had hairy feet but this is just ridiculous!
Umm…exactly -when- does the season open on these?
Is there a limit or perhaps a bounty?
You know how she can afford this crap? Because people keep giving her money. Why do people keep giving her money? I’m dead serious what does she do that has any value/worth?
apparently, H&M in Italy has a totally different selection.
Her chalice of muffcabbage doth runneth over.
Someone shaved that Ewok holding it from the legs
When Michael Jackson released Bad, Weird Al released Fat. Not her fault she grabbed the wrong shirt, she is from the Jersey Shore after all.
Finally, honest advertising.
Me: You wretched wookie-whore!
Silvio Berlusconi: Hey, who’s the fox?!
Snooki in Florence. Not pictured, Dignity.
Did she collect her shavings of her wildebeest exterior to make those boots?
Can someone shoot this bear already?
i always knew she was a hobbit
Fuck will someone tell her she looks bad.
The back says “at portion control”.
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