superficial

  1. Smapdi

    “Dammit, grandma!”

  2. “Here you go, Jonah Hill!”

  3. What a waste of a good bra.

  4. Frank Burns

    “Quit throwing me this bra! I’m an A-cup!”

  5. Can someone give this back to Bill O’ Reilly?”

  6. caley

    “Why was this in my pants?!”

  7. Look, it’s a guy in a wig and a tourist shop cowboy hat.

  8. “Look what the cougar dragged in.”

  9. Cock Dr

    It looks like it still has the store tag on it.
    Brett told an intellectually disabled FOX intern to make sure some bras were thrown onto the stage while the cameras were rolling…he didn’t specify that the bras needed to come off of real live breasts.

  10. (furiously masturbating)
    “The…the devil’s making me do this!! Gahhhhh!”

  11. ” Hey ladies, today only I’m selling my new line of autographed vintage braziers from the back of my ’91 Ford Ranger! $20 each or 2 for $35! Who’s ready to rock affordably?!”

  12. Much to Bret’s surprise, she was wearing another bra. Definitely not the same demo as MSNBC, he thought, as he rezipped his pants.

  13. doesn’t it seem like all the lame celebs get diabetes? I mean the cool ones get hep c or aids. but paula deen and brett (two ts) michaels get diabetes.

  14. And here we thought Ted Nugent would be the classiest musician the Republicans would have.

  15. Give Geraldo his bra back.

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