superficial

  1. “Next question… You sir, in the back.”
    “You’re a douche!”
    “That’s not a question.”
    “Oh excuse me. WHY are you such a douche?”

  2. Batu Khan

    Every time the subject turned to acting Ashton started fidgeting uncomfortably in his chair.

  3. I'mCool

    So apparently this is the point in the Q&A for ‘Jobs’ where they demonstrate their techniques for giving them.

  4. What the camera doesn’t show you is the completely empty theater.

  5. “So then blahblahblahblahblahblahblah”

  6. “This is a three part question: first, how were you able portray a character who is seemingly the complete opposite of you in nearly every single way; second, do you think you were picked simply because you vaguely resemble Jobs, and three, what’s it like fucking Mila Kunis?”

  7. “ashton! ashton! over here. tell us, how does it feel to sit next to k.d. lang?”

  8. “Really?!? They have an app for that?”

  9. “Well, it started with the director asking himself, ‘At his core, who was Steve Jobs?’ and the answer was, ‘He was kind of an asshole.’ The next thing I know, my people were getting a phone call.”

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