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  1. Frank Burns

    “Has anyone seen my shirt?”

  2. Does he resemble the Burger King dude?

  3. “Why is Geraldo just standing there naked and grinning like an idiot?”
    “Shut up Deborah! Just keep walking with your head down and don’t make eye contact or any sudden moves!”

  4. Mista Snazzy

    Look at that Schnoz, Wowzers!!!!!

  5. And…nobody cares.

  6. Cock Dr

    “Mr Rivera please read our script for an exciting live action Mr PotatoHead TV series. We think you’d be PERFECT”.

  7. It’ll cost you 50 smackers for him to untie your girlfriend from the railroad tracks.

  8. Wario reports for his first day on-air with Fox News.

  9. 70 is the new deceased.

  10. Suddenly, I’m hungry for Pringles, and I don’t know why.

  11. Big Toe

    Is it true that Rock Hudson once used Geraldo’s moustache as Handle bars?

  12. that guy to the left looks a lot like the personification of carlos danger.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    So, is that like Carlos Danger?

    Oh. Geraldo Rivera is your real name.

  14. This is why people don’t look at each other in the streets of New York.

  15. Broke into the vault of Capone
    Didn’t find jack so they all went home.

  16. cc

    He was douchebag before douchebag was ‘in’.

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