superficial

  1. it had to be said

    “Oh shit, are the guys from Playboy? I haven’t even shaved my assho. . . no wait, you’re just paps.”

  2. Even fame whores have to give the illusion that they don’t want the paps to follow them.

  3. Joaquin ingles

    “I’ll headbutt you. I swear to god I will.”

  4. I can literally hear the COPS theme song in the background…

  5. Granny is pissed!

  6. “Don’t follow me to Barnes and Noble in Pasadena, where I’m about to do a book signing at 4pm!”

  7. cc

    Check out that ugly leather handbag.

  8. EricLr

    Get back! Don’t make me challenge you to a geography bee!!

  9. Cock Dr

    Bunny Rage

  10. Hemorrhoid Rage.

  11. CranAppleSnapple

    She might be working the Motel 6, but at least she isn’t barefoot like some hos who shall remain nameless.

  12. Blech

    Blond, angry Octomom.

  13. Skink

    I don’t get what people see in her. I just can’t get past her being dumber than a box of rocks.

  14. Drundel

    She sorta looks like a chipmunk.

  15. Famous for boning a fossil. That’s it.

    Thanks to this picture, I can just hear the painful, grating squeal coming out of her big mouth. Yeesh…

  16. “Exactly what the fuck makes you think my panties are in a twist?”

  17. Vlad

    See, even in the year 2102, the paps still follow this woman for whatever reason. Congrats on getting a hold of a time machine, Superficial.

  18. tlmck

    “I swear! This car remote is actually a highly classified secret weapon, so back off!”

  19. Maruli

    FIRE AND BLOOD!!!!

  20. Bigalkie

    What a hick

  21. contusion

    YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

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