“Oh shit, are the guys from Playboy? I haven’t even shaved my assho. . . no wait, you’re just paps.”

Even fame whores have to give the illusion that they don’t want the paps to follow them.

“I’ll headbutt you. I swear to god I will.”

I can literally hear the COPS theme song in the background…

Granny is pissed!

“Don’t follow me to Barnes and Noble in Pasadena, where I’m about to do a book signing at 4pm!”

Check out that ugly leather handbag.

Get back! Don’t make me challenge you to a geography bee!!

Bunny Rage

Hemorrhoid Rage.

She might be working the Motel 6, but at least she isn’t barefoot like some hos who shall remain nameless.

Blond, angry Octomom.

I don’t get what people see in her. I just can’t get past her being dumber than a box of rocks.

She sorta looks like a chipmunk.

Famous for boning a fossil. That’s it.

Thanks to this picture, I can just hear the painful, grating squeal coming out of her big mouth. Yeesh…

“Exactly what the fuck makes you think my panties are in a twist?”

See, even in the year 2102, the paps still follow this woman for whatever reason. Congrats on getting a hold of a time machine, Superficial.

“I swear! This car remote is actually a highly classified secret weapon, so back off!”

FIRE AND BLOOD!!!!

What a hick

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!