1. it had to be said

    “Oh shit, do I have to live with these people now?”

  2. Bonky

    Johnny was perplexed as to why he was being adopted by the Comanche Nation tribe, but after learning his new name would be “White man with deep pockets”, he figured it out.

  3. The guy on the left is wearing the traditional Comanche sport coat.

  4. Oh…and nice mascara shithead!

  5. cc

    Pirates of the Caribbean themed casino coming soon. Oh wait…

    • Yeah, and Treasure Island more or less abandoned the pirate theme in 2003. And literally weeks before the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie opened.

  6. Not shown: a huge pile of money and lots of ass-kissing.

  7. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Reports say the Comanche struck terror in to the Atlantic City mob, took their women and stole their clothes. We talk with survivors.

  8. Paulie Walnuts has “gon’ injin”!

  9. I take it this is before he gave them smallpox blankets. Those who don’t learn from history…..

  10. Johnny Depp is now a wagon burning, corn eating bastard.

  11. I heard his new Indian name is JPowWoww.

  12. MILF

    Introducing: “Heap Big Bank Account”.

  13. MILF

    Introducing “Heap Big Bank Account”.

  14. His excitement is palpable. Obviously more than a promotional stunt. Probably wondering what indigenous group he’ll have to infiltrate for his next film.

  15. EricLr

    We call him “Dresses With Thrift Store”

  16. He wants to put his wig wam in her pow wow.

  17. Minky Wail

    I can’t pronounce it, but his Comanche name translates to “water pouch woman uses to wash baby hole”.

  18. Does this mean he can build a casino now?

  19. Miami Heat will be #1

    He is already Cherokee. I sense a war brewing.

  20. Cherokee Woman

    A-tsv-ya-i ge-sz-i Tsa-la-gi. Da-nu-wa a-na-s-gv-ti a-da-le-ni-ha.

  21. tlmck

    Sarek and Lily Munster are Comanche?

  22. Bigalkie

    Casino profits are up. Look, we bought Johnny Depp

  23. Swearin

    “Greetings, my name is Dances with Publicists. This is my wife, Badger Hair. She is most excited to meet you and stick it to the bitch in the wigwam next door. Henceforth, your name among us will be Dark Shadow Lone Ranger Sparrow.”

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