“Oh shit, do I have to live with these people now?”
Johnny was perplexed as to why he was being adopted by the Comanche Nation tribe, but after learning his new name would be “White man with deep pockets”, he figured it out.
The guy on the left is wearing the traditional Comanche sport coat.
It’s made from the scalps of many busted gamblers.
Oh…and nice mascara shithead!
Are you sure there isn’t a Comanche Nation tribe-issued eyeliner?
Pirates of the Caribbean themed casino coming soon. Oh wait…
Yeah, and Treasure Island more or less abandoned the pirate theme in 2003. And literally weeks before the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie opened.
Not shown: a huge pile of money and lots of ass-kissing.
Or just a huge pile of liquor. Would save time and the ass kissing.
Reports say the Comanche struck terror in to the Atlantic City mob, took their women and stole their clothes. We talk with survivors.
Paulie Walnuts has “gon’ injin”!
I take it this is before he gave them smallpox blankets. Those who don’t learn from history…..
Johnny Depp is now a wagon burning, corn eating bastard.
I heard his new Indian name is JPowWoww.
Introducing: “Heap Big Bank Account”.
Introducing “Heap Big Bank Account”.
His excitement is palpable. Obviously more than a promotional stunt. Probably wondering what indigenous group he’ll have to infiltrate for his next film.
We call him “Dresses With Thrift Store”
He wants to put his wig wam in her pow wow.
Looks about as good as Vanessa.
I can’t pronounce it, but his Comanche name translates to “water pouch woman uses to wash baby hole”.
Does this mean he can build a casino now?
He is already Cherokee. I sense a war brewing.
A-tsv-ya-i ge-sz-i Tsa-la-gi. Da-nu-wa a-na-s-gv-ti a-da-le-ni-ha.
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