If she’s there I have to assume that “Hot 100″ is a radio station in New York.

When she arrived, they crossed out the 100 and wrote 99 in.

Nah, they just put a bag over her head and she wore a bikini.

I think my eyes just got the crabs.

Geez, a city that size and the pickings are THAT lean?

I guess the Maxim Hot 100 has now become as exclusive as the Hair Club for Men.

Someone has to work the beer tub. Get back to work!

She reminds me of a mule….with implants.

Looks like someone misread her “Maxim Not 100″ invite.

She’s pissing me off…she’s starting to look fuckable.

I’m not really a boob man, but I don’t care. I would fuck the shit out of her so hard and… OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!

I’m Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

Correction: J-Woww will be Janice Dickinson in about three years.

The office receptionist you always wanted to f*ck and not brag about it.

the other 99 just killed themselves.

If we could just get that crazy monkey to attack her so she could get a face transplant…

ugh.

still the best looking one on the show