Mario Lopez at The Grove in Los Angeles. (May 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know. What. Sprayed. Across. His. Chest. At. All.
I won’t say what it is, but its initials are Nectar of the Wanker.
How do you get “man juice,” “sperm,” or “jizz” out of that?
“Don’t think gay thoughts don’t think gay thoughts… JOHN TRAVOLTA!!! Damn it.”
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Apparently shadow animals can be LGBT too.
But Ferdinand just preferred to smell flowers
Yes yes…travolta likes my sideburns extra greesy.
Helllooo Justin Bieber.
His gaydar is on.
“No, I wanna play Bullwinkle. See I can do a moose…”
“The hair gel…it’s…eating…my…mind…”
On my shirt? Just water, just water… and there’s what on my head? Oh this? Hair gel, see?
“I’m warning you – stop waving that red cape!”
Mario come at you like bull….see my horns?….I am like bull….
His gay Spidey sense is tingling.
Been “hangin” with the Jonas Brothers again I see.
I’m having a moment
Why is he slicking his hair back with his thumbs like that ? Only douches do that ! Oh… Wait…
I got a “genuine” Burberry handbag from one of those street vendors. Only $20!
Mario’s using The Secret to wish for a great deal on a “Birkin” bag.
hey he’s doing the mad cow from scary movie 3, lol
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