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  1. Cock Dr

    She seems to be dealing with her heartbreak admirably well.

  2. Oh, it seems being beautiful with a lot of money is not treating her very well.

  3. DeucePickle

    lazy

  4. A BRUISE on her lower thigh???? GROSS!!! Ugh…I just vomited a little at the though of having sex with someone that grotesquely deformed. I’d rather do it missionary with Peter Dinkle!

  5. For some reason, the sound of her sweaty skin peeling off that seat, much like a fruit roll-up, is exciting me.

  6. I’m pretty sure that when you are that hot there is an international naval (or navel in this case) law that allows you to go on anyone’s yaught at any time.

    • Cam R

      Just when you think there are no words left to misspell, someone comes along to prove you wrong. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Big Jim and the misspelling of “yacht”!!!

      *thunderous applause*

      I know, I know. A rare find indeed…Please don’t tap the cage. It angers him…

      • MrsWrong

        yeah…cause that was what they were talking about…Can I also take my time to go off on a tangent about the douche bags who complain about grammar….*ahem*…TO THE FUCK HEADS WHO CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR. GO TEACH AN ENGLISH CLASS. YOU OBVIOUSLY THINK YOU ARE SOOOO MUCH SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. ARE YOU TUTORING ENGLISH STUDENTS? ARE YOU >TRYING< AT YOUR JOB??? LET ME EXPOUND ON WHY THAT IS IMPORTANT…IF YOU …TRIED…AT YOUR JOB, GOT A BETTER JOB, AND PAID MORE MONEY….MORE MONEY WOULD GO TO THE SCHOOLS TO HELP PEOPLE WHO WERE TAUGHT BY INBREAD IDIOTS. I LIVED IN GA FOR 8 YEARS. MY SON'S TEACHER WAS OUT PREGNANT…THE SUB TAUGHT THEIR ENGLISH CLASS FOR MOST OF THE YEAR. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO BE A SUB IN GA?…GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL. DONT BLAME THE STUDENT WHEN HIS TEACHER KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT WHAT HES TEACHING. IM NOT SAYING ALL THE PEOPLE HERE ARE LIKE THAT, BUT EVEN IF 1 IS…YOU ARE A RAGING ASS HOLE…NOT AN ASSHOLE…LITERALLY THE SPHINCTER WHERE SHIT BYPASSES. YOU HAVE TO HAVE JUUUST ENOUGH EDUCATION TO CATCH THEM IN AN ENGLISH CONUNDRUM, BUT NOT ENOUGHT TO KNOW PERSPECTIVE THAT EVEN IN THIS COUNTRY NOT EVERYONE WITH ACCESS TO A COMPUTER KNOWS *ALL* THE GRAMMAR RULES. tOP THOSE MAKING AN EFFORT IN WRITING WHEN IT IS NOT THEIR STRONG SUIT(ALTHOUGH THIS IS NOT THE NICEST PLACE TO DO IT)…i COMMMEND YOU…TO Cam R AND YOUR BRETHEREN…___GOFFFFUUUUUUCK YOURSELF

      • MrsWrong

        *NOT tOP…TO

      • 2nd opinion

        Hey MrsWrong, it’s “asshole,” one word.

    • The Most Interesting

      All that and functionally illiterate to boot.

    • cc

      I think it’s more like they show up, climb aboard, and the boat’s owner looks to the sky and says ‘Thank you God.’

  7. whiskeyafternoon

    between Leo dumping her for an even younger model and Obama pushing for 1967 borders, it’s been a bad week for Bar.

  8. lili

    Just a little note – the ALT caption for the picture says ‘Misha Barton bikini twitter”.
    You can imagine my surprise when the photo loaded and it showed a hot, fit woman instead.
    :D

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