superficial

  1. tits mcgee

    that ain’t right

  2. Georgio

    I don’t always have supermodels at my beck and call.

    But when I do I fall the fuck asleep.

  3. She clearly digs him for his personality.

  4. bell

    wow I’ve always loved jean-paul belmondo and I would do him. He could be my grandpa but I saw him in some old 60′s movie and he was hot

  5. EricLr

    You know, he was in that movie that everyone said they saw, but didn’t.

  6. bell

    He was in that movie called “breathless” and he was hot in it.
    Also another one called “man in rio” and very hot in it as well.

  7. Cock Dr

    She may have killed him, but if we interfere out of concern for his health he may kill us.

  8. “Okay now bend over and try to shoot that golf ball in my mouth”

  9. I think he had a few too many Dos Equis.

  10. I had no idea this guy was still alive. And judging from this pic, he isn’t.

  11. It’s obvious she’s just arm candy and he’s not fucking her. Why do old men even bother?

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Go on, you know how make him happy… help him shift his chair to the other wall for the afternoon

  13. LegMan

    Best bikini body of 2012 (not JPB’s).

  14. Frank Burns

    Legendary he may be, but in these photos, she is clearly better at acting.

  15. Seriously, Fish and/or Photo Boy? You don’t know who Jean-Paul Belmondo is? Eat a dick and rent a couple of movies. If you were doing this forty years ago, Belmondo would be one of this site’s mainstays. “Jean-Paul Belmondo Is Definitely Banging Ursula Andress,” and such.

    • Devilish Diva

      Thank you. Finally, someone who knows real movies. Not just crap Shia LaDouche and Megan Fox are in.

  16. The Pope

    If you gotta go, go with a smile!

  17. Nisse

    Cute butt. Tits are too big. Long black shiny hair.

  18. journalschism

    “Women morph into the 1982 version of Julia-Louis Dreyfus for him. Merely out of respect.”

    • Devilish Diva

      This woman is probably only a few years younger than Julia-Louis Dreyfus. If Julia-Louis Dreyfus looked like this, she would be a sex symbol.

  19. I wonder if she’s Catholic?

  20. tlmck

    Clearly his left hand does not know what his right hand is doing.

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