Wow. This looks like a Photoshop spoof.

So they finally got a MacGyver Macy’s Day ballon?

it appears duct tape has more calories than anybody ever suspected.

It looks as though he’s been sampling much of the fine German cuisine over there….perhaps bratwursts & beer?

Well this was bound to happen… Couple depression with an ability to pick any lock and you’ve got this….

There must be at least three Goa-uld symbiotes in there.*

*Yeah, I went with the Stargate joke instead of MacGyver joke. And yes, I do live alone, how did you know?

Looks like he’s been making bombs from cream cheese frosting and hot links.

“Stick a fork in me Death, I’m done”

between this and the Sean Connery picture, I’m not sure what’s going on here today.

Wow. Mc GAYver

“Mr. Burghoff, what has life been like for you after M*A*S*H?”

Duct tape can fix anything but a pie-hole.

Looks happy though :)

Holy crap, I thought it was Meat Loaf. Paradise by the buffet lights.

With nothing more than duct tape and a swiss army knife, McGyver was able to break into every bakery and pie shop in Duesseldorf.

Even MacGyver his Swiss Army Knife + lots of duct tape +bubble gum can’t fix this Mess..

Everyone leave him the fuck alone. This man practically raised me.

Mark Ruffalo’s beensucking Helium again

No worries, this is a man who can do a gastric bypass with nothing but a butter knife and a paperclip.

It’s a sad day when even Selma and Patty Bouvier wouldn’t.

And they say black is slimming…

Fedcon? More like fatcon *rimshot*

The residents of Dusseldorf were furious to see this strange man on stage.

The simple joy of a well-fitting butt plug.

McDonald’s + MacGyver = sadness

He should MacGyver himself a better body.

I guess you can make a quarter pounder and fries from 3 gum wrappers and a rubber band.

Grease him down, we can’t allow him to get his fat ass stuck in the Stargate again.

Chaz Bono has really aged since Dancing with the Star.

Kenny Rogers looks so much better without a beard!!!

He’d better stop picking the lock at the Dairy Queen.

Lets see… Big MacGyver? Richard Dean Sanderson? Colonel O’Meal? This has suddenly become too easy.

The AIDS haven’t seem to affect Jim J. Bullock one bit.

Wow has Jack Black aged….wait…what?

“Using a strip of duct tape, a matchbook, and the lead from a #2 pencil, I was able to fashion this nifty lanyard!”

Hey, I just noticed he’s wearing a Sea Shepherds t-shirt. Way to go, Rich!

“What? No, not fucking Brian Dennehy!”

Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.

Residuals must buy lots of food.

McKilmer.

Love that man, no matter what!!