The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.18.12
Sean Connery in New York City. (May 17, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.18.12
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Sean Connery in New York City. (May 17, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Your Mutha!
Double O 80
Diamonds are Forever, but youth isn’t.
No matter what your gender things sag as you get older.
True. You might think that unlike some of his contemporaries he isn’t wearing his pants up to his chest… but he is.
Kinda bummed to see this.
I need some solid evidence that this is actually Sean Connery.
Yeah, pretty sure this is Dabney Coleman.
Well, his zombie anyway.
These comments. They’re bringing a knife to a gun fight. You go after Connery, you KILL Connery. THAT’S the Chicago way.
I think the line was actually, “They’re bringing a 110 year-old to an 80 year-old fight”.
getsh the fuck off my lawnsh!
Milkman thou art and to milkman thou shalt return
Shouldnt he be on the balcony at the muppet show?!?
You know what? At age 80 (or whatever), he’s still 100x cooler than any of the 20-something asshats rolling out in their canned “I’m a tough guy” looks in movies today.
Agreed…that you are a crabby old guy!
Wow it looks like he’s finally starting to age. He’s been 50ish the past 30 years.
I think I passed him in the street yesterday. I was all, “Out of my way, grandpa, you’re walking too slow and I need to get someplace.” I had no idea.
(Okay, not really, but I can definitely see myself passing Sean Connery on the street and not recognizing him.)
He looks ready to choke a bitch.
Nothing personal Sean but this is cheering me up.
All those girls my age who used to say “I’d do him… tee hee hee”. Would they STILL?? Suddenly I’m looking like a much better option.
Okay. Really I’m not. Maybe another 10 years.
Yeah. “Great sense of humor” is woman code for “has a fat wallet”.
Are you insanely rich and famous? ‘Cause that is why they would have done him.
“Bond. Gold Bond. Where the damn Gold Bond analgesic foot cream for my aching feet?”
Hahahahaha…+100 Well done!
Suck it Trebek
THIS is how you’re supposed to age. Like a human being. Not some wind-tunnel faced, asiatic-eyed, collagen-lipped, no-forehead-movement creature. It’s called age people. I can guarantee you every time he pulls a grey hair from his shoulder, he just has to think about all the pussy he’s wetted through the ages. Google him under images. The guy was a goddamn hunk.
Sean Connery IS Abe Vigoda
I would not mind looking like that when I am 81. If I ever get to be 81.
Do you exshpect me to age well? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Connery has not been in a movie for the past 10 years, since filming The League of the Extraordinary Men in 2002, so you people have not seen him since then, which explains why he seems to have aged “all of a sudden”.
“What did he write on your picture?”
“Stay the fuck off my lawn!”
Excuse me Miss Money Penny… have you see my teeth. I’d like them soaked when you find them.
Put them in a glass of Efferdent…make sure their shaken and not stirred.
He may be old now, but he’ll still kick our collective asses whilst seducing our women.
Looks like the Daily Kos, ‘Say what now, Mitt?’ guy:
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“I don’t know the question Alex, but the answer is… your mother’s a whore!”
Nothing funny or insulting to say about Sean Con’. Just respect.
Looks like his claymation is starting to wear off…
Wilford Brimley’s “diahbeetus” has taken it’s toll.
Still awesome.
When being interviewed by Barbara Walters (I think) he was asked if it was true he’d been known to strike his wife. He replied, “But not with a closed hand. I’m NOT an animal.”
I mustache you a question, but I forgot what it was.
Double Oh SEVEN……………TY
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THIS IS A LIE!!! I refuse to believe this is Sean Connery.