Texting his publicist to find out why no one told him this was a film festival not a food drive. “Well why the fuck is it called Cans then!”
I hope I never, EVER have to tuck my stomach in.
Yeah, that is one uncomfortable looking gut.
He’s looking for that belt extension app.
Oh god, please let their be a Pizza Hut nearby.
Think of how much of Hollywood has had to fight that to blow him . . .
Putting on a pound a minute. Must find the antidote. Jason Statham stars in… FAT!
“Let’s see…Chick fil A….Chick fil A….HERE IT IS!!”
Really? You’re all surprised Harvey Weinstein turned out be fat?
I was expecting to see something like this in Octomom’s bikini pics.
I don’t know how his latest movie productions are coming along, but his spare tire project appears to be a giant success.
Aaaaaaaand there goes dinner…
Is that a c-section scar?
No, that’s a buffet section scar.
Picture that thing on top of Gretchen Mol. Try doing that without puking.
Hey, if I were as fat as Harvey Weinstein, I’d have Gretchen on top. No use giving myself a heart attack.
That fold is something else altogether.
There’s a simple reason fat guys’ pants tend to creep down… they’re trying to get away.
Why is he wearing a dress shirt over that flesh-coloured hoody?
His belly has its own mouth. I bet he just shovels food in there like coal into a steam engine.
Hm. I always though ol’ Harvey Scissorhands would be leaner.
What’s the name of that Dr.?
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