Shave off those chin pubes and get a hair cut, you chump!
I’m no expert, but his chin looks clean shaven. It’s the pedostache throwing you off paired with the hungover, but drunk again eyes.
is he still in character from “I am sam”
He’s *always* in character from “Sam I Am”!
Type-casting to the max.
Yeah, he looks like a man who lives his life full retard.
“I’d like to present my +1 for this evening … Monsieur Tiny Hands”
I look drunk all the time now.
Why would any woman want that between their thighs?
Please don’t answer “the fame & money he’s attached to” because that’s just so depressing.
Did you see the final five?
Yes; a couple “ugly old man” jokes were made there as well.
The fame & money he’s attached to.
But to be fair, I’d only go there if those memory eraser things from Men in Black actually existed. So I could just wake up like, “Where did all this money come from? And what’s this itchy, burning sensation?”
Any questions BESIDES how I get women to sleep with my fug ass???
Iz waz in Fasst Times at Rigemonttt High…PARTY ON GARTH!
“No, I don’t have outtakes of Phoebe Cates in the pool fantasy…did anybody come here to talk about Haiti?”
Oh. You just reminded me of that. BRB.
One of the best scenes ever!
“Life’s the same I’m moving in stereo…”
A few seconds too early on the screen cap.
“Do I want another drink? Are you kidding?”
“No, thank you. I no longer drink. I took something-or-other in Haiti that keeps me hammered all the time. Whooooaaa…”
“I spent six months in Haiti. I rebuilt it from the ground up. Who the fuck is Baron Samedi?”
“So this asshole with a cheesy mustache holding a microphone walks into a bar…”
“I’m doing this to prove a point…some Haitian’s cannot even afford combs! Please dig deep, and help this cause.”
Worst ‘tach in Hollywood.
“No, I was not responsible for the break up of The Cars.”
“I bonked Scarlett Johansson” hur hurrr
“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…”
What is this “shower” you speak of? En francais sil vous plait.
“Douchebags in the night, la dah de doo dah. Douchebags in the night, zip la do doo dah.”
Jesus, he didn’t look this fucked up in Fast Times.
“I banged Scarjo and donate for Haiti”
“Is there a barber in the house?”
I’d like to stay and sing one more but I have to fly over to Ethiopia on a secret mission to save a million starving kids.
“Alright. Who just called me Spicoli?”
“Yes, yes, I had me some Johanson…next question please!!”
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Sean Penn at the Trophee Chopard In Partnership With Variety Magazine event at the 65th Cannes Film Festival. (May 17, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN