superficial

  1. Dali

    Shave off those chin pubes and get a hair cut, you chump!

    • Mwaddams

      I’m no expert, but his chin looks clean shaven. It’s the pedostache throwing you off paired with the hungover, but drunk again eyes.

  2. AM

    is he still in character from “I am sam”

  3. “I’d like to present my +1 for this evening … Monsieur Tiny Hands”

  4. EricLr

    I look drunk all the time now.

  5. Cock Dr

    Why would any woman want that between their thighs?
    Please don’t answer “the fame & money he’s attached to” because that’s just so depressing.

  6. Any questions BESIDES how I get women to sleep with my fug ass???

  7. “No, I don’t have outtakes of Phoebe Cates in the pool fantasy…did anybody come here to talk about Haiti?”

  8. it had to be said

    “Do I want another drink? Are you kidding?”

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I spent six months in Haiti. I rebuilt it from the ground up. Who the fuck is Baron Samedi?”

  10. “So this asshole with a cheesy mustache holding a microphone walks into a bar…”

  11. MarkM

    “I’m doing this to prove a point…some Haitian’s cannot even afford combs! Please dig deep, and help this cause.”

  12. Sheppy

    Worst ‘tach in Hollywood.

  13. “No, I was not responsible for the break up of The Cars.”

  14. “I bonked Scarlett Johansson” hur hurrr

  15. Bob Hopeless

    “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…”

  16. Huh?

    What is this “shower” you speak of? En francais sil vous plait.

  17. Double D

    “Douchebags in the night, la dah de doo dah. Douchebags in the night, zip la do doo dah.”

  18. Cardiff Giant

    Jesus, he didn’t look this fucked up in Fast Times.

  19. vgrly

    “I banged Scarjo and donate for Haiti”

  20. “Is there a barber in the house?”

  21. bigalkie

    I’d like to stay and sing one more but I have to fly over to Ethiopia on a secret mission to save a million starving kids.

  22. tlmck

    “Alright. Who just called me Spicoli?”

  23. squishy

    “Yes, yes, I had me some Johanson…next question please!!”

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