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Dear Lara-
Brigitte Bardot called. She wants her look back.
Cheers,
xxx
What? Bardot is done with it.
Holy Shit she looks like Bardot!!
The tits say yes, but the eyes say “red flag!!”
looks batshit crazy and to top that off I could park my car in that space between her front teeth. ..sheeeesh
That space twist her fangs is for cum to drip out.
nice cans at cannes
A little more eyeliner would’ve done the trick
That would carry her into Taylor Momsen territory, and you do not want to go there.
This is how you write ‘big tits’ in hieroglyphs
Needs to cultivate some eyebrows on that Neanderthal brow. That’s a hard face to love.
With tits like that she doesn’t need a face.
The dress is so wrinkly and ill fitting; she needs to learn how to wrangle those jugs!
I didn’t think there was anyone who thought “You know whose look I should steal? Vanessa Paradis. She looks good.” But there it is….
“Walmart list: iron, eyeliner”…
Not as hot as Jada Pinkett
You should get your own handle; there are plenty out there.
why am I talking to myself?
Omg what is going on!!!!!!!!!
I’ve never seen so much cock in my life,,, oh wait nevermind
I love cock too!
Lets all have an orgy
I’ll be the cumdumpster
I finally found a place where I fit in! What’s up?
Kimmy, where were you before I got married?
I’ll be the cumdumpster
Now that I think of it, when are the Golden Globes?
One of the finest looking chicks to be posted on this site.
Notice there is no iPhone in her hand….it’s between her teeth.
I know I have to preface this by saying that although I am a woman, I am not at all jealous…nor am I fat or a loser…because usually when I comment on the way another woman looks, I get remarks saying that I am “catty” or “hating” or my favorite—obese. I am quite skinny with great tits and can appreciate another woman’s beauty just as much as the next guy, but, come on…everything about her is eeewww.
Jealousy is so unsexy.
No idea who she is, great boobs… face has to go