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Her entourage includes a make-up artist, a hair stylist and a lumberjack.
More like some skinny hipster douche than lumberjack. Thanks for trying anyway.
She’s still Jenny from the block.
Only if its a block of congealed cottage cheese.
with supersized herpes lesions……
She has class, worked and works for her money
and popularity.
didn’t do porn like k.k. who
trys so hard to be her
Her shoes are pretty.
The woman in black is thinking, “I can’t believe I actually got her to think that thing looks good on her”
I wonder who’s responsible for ensuring their are no mirrors between where she is and where she’s going.
Must be a lot of work plucking those thighs
Plucking thighs? Is that something new? Never heard of it before…
Turkey drumsticks used to be a fave of mine. Sigh.
Is that mega-varicose veins or just freaky cellulite on her thigh?
I think dinner must be stuck there
Nothing hides a giant ass better than a giant turquoise skirt! She looks like shes wading in the Pacific
Oh good, the circus is in town.
Her cellulite is so bad the lumps are showing through her skirt! Might as well change her name to “Lumpy from the Block”.
Cottage cheese became cheese curds…
She always looks so happy. I bet her life is turning out just like she planned.
No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Culo grande !!
I’m just going to assume the skirt has pockets…and they are full of gumballs.
free from the confines of skeletor’s lair, the being that is the true j low begins to emerge from it’s jello casing, ready to inflict curds and hell upon the world.
fugly,,, simply fugly,,,, I so would NOT do that even if you paid me 5 large
Ya know; y’all fucking suck. This bitch came from outta nowhere – from fucking Porto Rico, for God’s sake; and by dint of hard work, and via her personal drive to achieve, that you will never know or experience personally, made something of herself. Please; when any of you achieve something other than a boner over her photo, wake me, and I’ll be impressed.
I’m with ya, Franka. I think J-Lo is gorgeous and mega-talented, although I’m not into her music. I have enjoyed several of her movies. When I grow up I want to be her boyfriend.
Porto?
yea, from “porto” (it’s puerto btw). only she was born and raised in the bronx. and she’s a bitch to people. one of the guys that worked with her on “In Living Color” when she was just a “fly girl” went up to her years later and she pretended she had no idea who was b/c he’s not a household name.
all true (except your spelling), but she would not give you the time of day in a room full of clocks! Even Yoda said about her, “Mean and nasty person she has become.”
She’s Nuyorican, by the way. But, yeah, I’m no fan of her work but she worked hard and believed in herself to make it to the top. In the Latin community, she’s considered average looking and not talented at all. She can’t even speak Spanish but good for her that she was able to convince the Anglos, the rest of the whites and minorities in America that she’s a superstar.
WHATEVER
You couldn’t afford one of her shoes.
She worked hard and haters are just jealous.
Hugh Jass
And faster than you can say Nicky Minaj.. Poof,…
So I guess Depends are the “in thing” in Hollywood now?
I can’t be the only one who can see Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
Major Bitchface in that photo
vestigial tail
Dear J-Lo: Please put the spanks back on, please oh please, love, your biggest fan, BA