superficial

  1. Her entourage includes a make-up artist, a hair stylist and a lumberjack.

  2. EricLr

    She’s still Jenny from the block.

  3. Cock Dr

    Her shoes are pretty.

  4. GLT

    The woman in black is thinking, “I can’t believe I actually got her to think that thing looks good on her”

  5. it had to be said

    I wonder who’s responsible for ensuring their are no mirrors between where she is and where she’s going.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Must be a lot of work plucking those thighs

  7. Is that mega-varicose veins or just freaky cellulite on her thigh?

  8. Nothing hides a giant ass better than a giant turquoise skirt! She looks like shes wading in the Pacific

  9. Chucky D

    Oh good, the circus is in town.

  10. Smapdi

    Her cellulite is so bad the lumps are showing through her skirt! Might as well change her name to “Lumpy from the Block”.

  11. metoo

    Cottage cheese became cheese curds…

  12. She always looks so happy. I bet her life is turning out just like she planned.

  13. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

  14. Bonky

    Culo grande !!

  15. Chris

    I’m just going to assume the skirt has pockets…and they are full of gumballs.

  16. cosima

    free from the confines of skeletor’s lair, the being that is the true j low begins to emerge from it’s jello casing, ready to inflict curds and hell upon the world.

  17. Grand Poobah

    fugly,,, simply fugly,,,, I so would NOT do that even if you paid me 5 large

  18. Franka

    Ya know; y’all fucking suck. This bitch came from outta nowhere – from fucking Porto Rico, for God’s sake; and by dint of hard work, and via her personal drive to achieve, that you will never know or experience personally, made something of herself. Please; when any of you achieve something other than a boner over her photo, wake me, and I’ll be impressed.

    • I’m with ya, Franka. I think J-Lo is gorgeous and mega-talented, although I’m not into her music. I have enjoyed several of her movies. When I grow up I want to be her boyfriend.

    • Mwaddams

      Porto?

    • hmar

      yea, from “porto” (it’s puerto btw). only she was born and raised in the bronx. and she’s a bitch to people. one of the guys that worked with her on “In Living Color” when she was just a “fly girl” went up to her years later and she pretended she had no idea who was b/c he’s not a household name.

    • richie

      all true (except your spelling), but she would not give you the time of day in a room full of clocks! Even Yoda said about her, “Mean and nasty person she has become.”

    • Devilish Diva

      She’s Nuyorican, by the way. But, yeah, I’m no fan of her work but she worked hard and believed in herself to make it to the top. In the Latin community, she’s considered average looking and not talented at all. She can’t even speak Spanish but good for her that she was able to convince the Anglos, the rest of the whites and minorities in America that she’s a superstar.

  19. Amazed

    Hugh Jass

  20. bigalkie

    And faster than you can say Nicky Minaj.. Poof,…

  21. tlmck

    So I guess Depends are the “in thing” in Hollywood now?

  22. MILF

    I can’t be the only one who can see Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

  23. Debutante

    Major Bitchface in that photo

  24. mimi

    vestigial tail

  25. squishy

    Dear J-Lo: Please put the spanks back on, please oh please, love, your biggest fan, BA

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