Do not try to find Jada’s breasts, for that is impossible. Instead try and realize the truth…. she has no breasts
Au contraire, mon ami. She’s very lean, probably has an incredibly low BMI. She has breasts on the small side of average. Or maybe on the large side of small. Or maybe just small.
But so does Stacy Keibler, and I’d be all over her like bugs on a windshield.
GTFOH! To say this creepy bitch is “lean” is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is “curvy”! Jada was always on the scrawny side but now she just looks repulsive. If you’re attracted to this shit you just have a crackhead fetish. Go hang around any methadone clinic near your town. You’ll thank me for it.
Someone take this woman to In-N-Out and feed her cheeseburgers for 6 months.
Hey, Tony, Kind of over-reacting a bit, aren’t you? Did I hit a raw nerve? Did someone take a shit in your oatmeal or something? Or maybe your just a rotten cocksucker on the natch.
They’re under her armpits.
wow she’s beautiful
Does “beautiful” mean anorexic in Albanian?
So the Borg Queen survived?
In 70’s Blacksploitation parlance, wouldn’t that need to be… Blorg Queen?
Serena Williams, after the sex change.
Kneel, son of Jor-El!!
She displays the softness & sensuality of a cheese grater.
Well, I am officially gonna have to believe Will Smith is gay now… The wife gets her tits deflated (ala Katie Holmes) which is textbook Scientology.
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I don’t want to be in an open relationship anymore.”
See, this is Crap, I really wish I had missed!!! Thanks Fish!
I was going to say he hit the Nail on the Head Calling this CRAP.
what a gorgeous woman
That thing is not gorgeous nor a woman. It’s a walking alien corpse.
I”m half-expecting this zombie to break out in the Thriller dance.
Thats the first crack whore Cylon Raider I’ve ever seen
If Brendan Fraser runs out he money (he will) and they have to make another Mummy movie Jada’s a shoe in.
Damn she’s sexy
what a Goddess
Yes. She’s the Goddess of a distant realm called Anorexia. Some say she used to be the Queen of Bulimia.
Are they filming another Matrix?
Whoever built that android put the ovaries on the outside.
Irony : [noun, plural i·ro·nies.]
Being IN Cannes but yet possessing none.
(See also Flapjacks)
It’s Cannes, so flappejacques.
So fucking HOT
Heh, a name thief. Actually, I would have said “Don’t worry, Jada, some day you hit puberty and those boobs will grow in.”
Low cut dress+breasts that look like pockets on a flannel shirt = Fail!
Canless in Cannes.
Nobody tell Morpheus that the machines got to Niobi
Take a good look at that woman and tell me Will is not gay.
Now we all know she didn’t look like that when Will married her. She actually did look good at one point.
Kinda looks like a 50 year old woman who had six kids in six years.
“You better hurry and get oiled up. The posedown is in fifteen minutes!”
Now THAT’S what I call a lesbian!
been turned down much? we are not all actually lesbians. we just think you are gross
“Are you the Keymaster?”
The queue for the can in Cannes… glamorous.
“The Re-Animator” featuring Whitney Houston
way too much testosterone here in this picture!
Hahahaha what’s with the nose?
Hottest woman I’ve ever seen
She’s truly breathtakingly gorgeous
You’re truly breathtakingly blind.
Actually you may not be blind, just breathtakingly anorexic. With an equally breathtaking tendency for self-cutting.
I think you’re taking this a little too far, Tony.
Spoken like someone who knows.
Yeah, I’ve seen enough self-loathing women around here to know what type would think a crackhead actually looks attractive.
Ya know, Tony, most of the people in here try to use a bit of restraint when opinions differ. The world is made up of all sorts of folks, with different likes and dislikes. But, as the old saying goes, differing opinions is what makes politics and horse races. Over the years I have seen a lot of assholes (like YOU) post to this column, and eventually they disappear, never to be heard from again.
So why don’t you just leave now and save us all a bunch of time. Buh-Bye now…
She must have found this dress in Will’s “secret” closet, right beside the map of the galaxy, the E-meter and the studded paddle.
JADA: The only man allowed to kiss Will on the lips.
She has a very intense look
So would you if you hadn’t eaten in 12 days.
Hey, it’s Flatty McChesterton!!
Scuse Me.. I have a conference call with Kris Jenner, Michael and Dina Lohan. We’re the super best friends of pimping.
Something tells me she gets the shorter stick during swap sessions.
Why would you want to flash to the world something that would even be embarrassing for a 90 year old Papua New Guinea tribe women to show?
JLo’s dress from 12 years ago. JLo’s boobs from 12 years from now.
My dress is not on backwards. My head is.
Jada Pancake Tits
EW! Look at the disembodied nose on the right hand side of the screen!
If that was my profile, I would smash my face with a brick and start over.
I suddenly crave flapjacks.
Apparently Alien Chic is all the rage now.
scientology leader: “pssst…someone tell her that when i said that ladies should never do a v-back, i was talking about the birth of xenu spawn!”
Yes, I’ll have the flapjack breasts and a five head please.
Hmmm, I knew she was in that Tales from the Crypt movie, but didn’t realize she played the keeper.
Bride of the mummy.
When was the last time she was seen with her supposed husband?????
One minute push-ups are in, next minute there out, WTF!!
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