Keith Richards in Los Angeles. (May 16, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Pretty sure Keith Richards defeated the angel of death and tried to smoke him…
“Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional methods”
I saw a light, and thought we were on.
Contemplating the possibilities for a heroin needle.
This guy is a walking “Fuck You” to the medical sciences.
He doesn’t have to look pretty; that never was his thang.
I can see the cocaine in his nostril..
“I should try pole dancing. It has to be safer than climbing trees…”
Heroin seems to be good for you.
Wow, he’s now a male pole dancer, who’d have thunk!
“Blimey. Is that Kanye’s blood on this pole?”
“What a giggle…these Americans keep calling me Jack Sparrow…”
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