1. “Eww dad, I think I saw Kendall’s tits….”
    “That’s my boy…”

  2. “Would you at least make it look like I have some control over you? These pictures are going to be in People.”

  3. Deacon Jones

    “Just suck it son….the Lizard Alien King in the mountain told me to do this”

  4. Bill Clinton

    “Someone get this old nigga away from me!

  5. Bill Clinton

    “Somebody better tell this biotch to step off!”

  6. That little boy is such a cunt.

  7. Minky Wail

    “Keep talking shit boy, cause I’m about to emancipate your head from the rest of you.”

  8. The black version of Justin Bieber.

  9. Ahhhhhhh! Not the Vulcan nerve pinch, dad!

  10. bigalkie

    Now listen here Jaden.. There comes a time in every Hermaphrodite’s life when they must choose. So, what are you going to be?

  11. Dominuse

    Douche and Doucher

  12. The black noblemen, yikes! They’re revolting.

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