1. “Once they announced the winner, there was no silencing these lambs. Ha. Yes, well, off to kill myself. Pip pip.”

  2. I walked along the avenue.
    I never thought I’d meet a girl like you;
    Meet a girl like you.
    With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
    The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
    Hypnotize me through.

  3. Dr. Lecter just hasn’t been the same since went Paleo.

  4. joe

    That’s lot of Evian Skin Cream and L’air Du Temps.

  5. “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to introduce my family: on my right is my wife, Nice Chianti, and on my left is our daughter, Fava Beans.”

  6. tlmck

    Wonder who picked out his shoes?

  7. Those glasses… those shoes… wtf.

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Which one is the main course, and which one is desert?

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