superficial

  1. There can be only one…autograph!

  2. CrashHell

    There can be only one…hit from the vape pen. Seriously, that’s all I got.

  3. “In that time, I’ve had three wives. The last was Shakiko, a Japanese princess. Her father, Masamune, a genius, made this for me in 593 BC. It is the only one of its kind… No, don’t… don’t put it in your mouth”

  4. Neil Patrick Harris, circa 2025.

  5. Sorry sir, you just can’t smoke that here.

  6. Does anyone have those corn cob holders that look like tiny ears of corn? I loved those growing up. They’re so cute. I’m not sure why you’d put a tiny ear of corn on a pen, though.

  7. Yesssssssssssss…would you like to borrow my penis?–I mean pen!

  8. “No matter how hard I blow on this thing, I can’t get it to make a sound!”

  9. Phoenix

    Ted Danson trying out a different color rug.

  10. This is what Republican women think a blowjob looks like.

  11. there can bic only one.

  12. Handsome, in a good form, looks wonderful! What nonsense can be said about him?

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