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  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Yo dawg. You got any scratch-n-sniff stickers? I luv me sum cherry. You got cherry, niggah?”

  2. “Blunt or blunts? And are we drinking 40′s or grape drank tonight? Whichever is fine. I’m just from the suburbs, so I don’t really know these things. Did you leave my whip running?”

  3. Where’s Judge Reinhold with a pot of hot coffee, when you need him?

  4. Cock Dr

    I read somewhere that Bieber had to leave his pet monkey in Germany, but it looks as though he went right out and bought a couple bigger ones.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “ummm, yeah, we be here for some job applications….”

  6. Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong yo.

  7. Soon he’s going to start showing up in black face.

  8. He’s so gangsta.

  9. Supermarket Mom

    I think that they are there to by PowerBall tickets. Just like the rest of us.

  10. alessa

    Only a matter of time until he walks head first into a pole.

  11. “I swear…We thought he was Hillary Swank!”

  12. “Oh shit! we got photographed with Justin Beiber! Well… There goes our street cred!”

  13. Damn, it looks like Bieber got taller and a bit dusky-hued…oops! Wrong guy.

  14. I just noticed the tall guy is wearing a cross around his neck. He must be Bieber’s spiritual advisor.

  15. tlmck

    The guy behind the counter was going to push the silent alarm button, but then he broke into uncontrollable laughter.

  16. Dumb and Dumber…and even more Dumberer.

  17. Snus

    “Ah man, this picture will take my Black Card Away.” -The bodyguard

  18. “Is there an undercover cop behind me?”

  19. Pine Table Fever

    I didn’t know you needed ID to buy condoms and lube in the US. Learn something new every day.

  20. “Uhhhh… we’re not with him.”

  21. real

    Are those pearls?

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