Jump!!! Please jump.
Before you jump, bend over than railing and hang on tight!
*THAT railing!!!!! Fuck me sideways.*
Chris! Chris! She peeped your phone! I saw it!
“Hey! I see Chris! I better jump down and give him a hug! Be right back!”
“Imma push that bitch over that rail…with my dick. What?” – Chris Brown
Curse our contemporary building and safety codes! Damn you all to hell!
I’m hoping for a “This is Sparta!” moment from one of the cameramen.
Perfect launch for her new album! Now where is Chris?
Now that she’s single, I wouldn’t mind taking a whack at her.
First come, first served
Don’t pretend to be classy when the whole world has seen your snatch.
I bet she loves taking it in the ass. I’d like to have some fun with her asshole.
I never cease to admire how the more poetry-inclined among us choose to eschew the predictable Chris-Brown-reference angle and go straight for the Byronesque imagery. Classy!
You thinking what I’m thinking? Aim for the bushes.
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