Taylor Lautner in Beverly Hills. (May 15, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
No, no hipsters in restaurant! YOU GO NOW!
“Yeah, I pay cash for you. You come to my house later…”
“You get out! We don’t have ‘Happy Ending’ here, this is a legit massage parlor!”
Herro Tarro Rautner
George Takei is like, “oh my.”
I like to touch…
“Yo queer?! Wat is it bout all you young guys being queer?!”
You can take the llama out of the petting zoo…
“Um excuse me, I know you are famous and we appreciate the publicity, but you still have to pay for the dim sum.”
You come back when my ginseng kick in, okay?
Clearly, he knows the future of cinema is all about China
“Ummmmm…such nice, big shoulders…”
“You remind me of son I never….
Hey, me pay you double for 1 more hour…
I’d still hit it ;)
Taylor; “Man, the only problem with banging old Chinese dudes is that an hour later I’m horny again”.
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