superficial

  1. nah, pregnancy never ruins a woman’s body.

  2. Is she still pregnant?

  3. “You make Jennifer Love Hewitt ANGRY! Now Jennifer Love Hewitt SMASH!”

  4. She’s going all Kardashian on that ass.

  5. She’s still got it!

    By it, I mean a big fat ass.

  6. meeps!

    It’s the end of Ghostbusters all over again…

  7. Hey she dropped a few pounds.

  8. Jeniffer Love Haulin that ass around.

  9. (foghorn)
    BEErrrBUUUUUUUMhh

  10. Ronaldo

    Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
    Is that Godzilla from the back?

  11. Chaz

    Jennifer Love Chew it.

  12. “More like ‘Jennifer LARD Hewitt,’ am I right?”

    *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

    “Oh shit, she’s backing up!”

  13. Is she starring in Shallow Hal 2?

  14. *sound of a U-Haul truck backing up*

  15. fred

    GTFO. Two midgets in a pair of pants, or Melissa McCarthy maybe, but not JLove.

  16. My God, it’s full of stars.

  17. Jennifer Love(s) Icecream

  18. cc

    She blew her shirt.

  19. She has officially gone full mom with those chicken skin elbows and has dropped off the hotness chart

  20. The poster child for the benefits of surrogacy.

  21. Her Husband

    Holy Shit.

    Do not want. If I was stuck on a desert island with her, I would start dating a monkey.

  22. I don’t care how fat she is. She’s still darling and I’d love to see those ripe milk duds.

  23. [cue Yello's "Oh Yeah"]

  24. Wow… that escalated quickly.

  25. Bob Hopeless

    So she got married, had a kid and her ass doubled in size. I did NOT see that coming!

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