Brooklyn Decker at the premiere of Battleship in Los Angeles. (May 10, 2012)
“Yeah uhmmm I know it’s your last wish and all but… that’s not gonna happen…”
Pris hasn’t aged.
Her hotness factor took a quick nose-dive.
Until you realize that her secret alter-ego is Gary Busey. That crazy old fuck cleans up pretty nice.
“Do I know Russell Brand?… Why do you ask?”
That movie is gonna suck so bad.
What’s next, “Monopoly” as an HBO series?
Already done. It’s called “Boardwalk Empire.”
… or that steaming-joe-roper of a movie known as Clue.
I want full contact chess next !!!!!!
I would actually pay to see Hungry Hungry Hippos. The Kardashians could star. Not as the hippos, but as the hippo chum.
So Russel Brand cuts his hair, shaves, and immediately lands a new squeeze.
Seriously, is this girl’s looks just deteriotating before our very eyes?
That’s what I was thinking too! But you know, sometimes people who are really photogenic look really weird when they’re not posing. And then sometimes it’s completely opposite. My high school best friend had that problem. Fucking GORGEOUS, but you take her picture and it was like, “wait, where did that pretty girl go?”
You are wise and perceptive beyond description, M’lady.
“So can you get me on Glee? “
Certainly better than the last photo I saw of her.
“I hurt my back motor-boating in Brooklyn…I mean jet skiing in Florida!”
Is she wearing the vampire makeup from Buffy?
It’s bad enough the guy is handicapped, but he has to deal with THIS ?
Not handicapped. Disabled.
not Disabled, Alternatively Enabled (just took that course last week mofos)
I take it daily. My son is quadriplegic. He says he prefers disabled. Alternately enabled is too much of a mouthful, besides sounding sort of sci-fi spooky.
i declare, this poor man has suffered quite enough. first the legs, then battleship, now this.
I loved him in Encino Man!
Andy Roddick got suckered!
Aw, K.D. Lang has a booboo?
This was taking the moment before she completely turned into a Zombie and bit the poor bastard’s head off!!!
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