“Who in the hell let Kris Jenner sit behind me?”

Wait a minute!! You said all of them had boo–….. Oh. I see what you did there now.

Here’s hoping the Metamucil kicks in before you shit yourself, Larry.

“It hurts to be dead.”

“I remember when a star on the Walk of Fame meant something. You had to be somebody, like Douglas Fairbanks or Mary Pickford. But today…aaaahh, it’s all gone to hell.”

Oops…pooped ‘em.

This is what I imagine an old turtle to look like without his shell.

Nice head shape Larry. Who’s your plastic surgeon, Dr. H. R. Giger?

Piers Morgan can’t hold a candle to this ol’ liver-spotted curmudgeon!

I wish 2 other people in this photo were closer to death than Larry.

Really, does Seacrest have to sneak into every picture?

Butt-head is getting old…

A few years ago they said we would never see Kim or anyone like her get a star, but judging from the look on his face, Larry knows that day is coming.

Lizard transformation, almost complete.

Holy liver spots batman!

Having a Mr Burns moment…

I had to read the tagline twice. Larry King at a Hollywood Walk of Fame Cemetery. Larry King at a Hollywood Walk of Fame Crematory.

He has a normal sized head it’s just that his facial features are crammed into a small space.

I am the Lizard King. I can do anything….

He only smiles when he poops.

Did you ever wonder who posed all those years ago for all those carved Polynesian tiki gods?
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It’s grandpa from the FoxTrot cartoon.

“Hello, Forest Lawn Cemetary, you’re on the air…oh. Yes, I’ll be home tonight…”

So this is what Beavis looks like as an old man!

Got hit with ugly stick? Mr., I am the ugly stick!

Is that Beavis or Butthead????

Bono circa 2025.

SMITHERS!!!!