superficial

  1. “Who in the hell let Kris Jenner sit behind me?”

  2. Wait a minute!! You said all of them had boo–….. Oh. I see what you did there now.

  3. Here’s hoping the Metamucil kicks in before you shit yourself, Larry.

  4. Joaquin ingles

    “It hurts to be dead.”

  5. “I remember when a star on the Walk of Fame meant something. You had to be somebody, like Douglas Fairbanks or Mary Pickford. But today…aaaahh, it’s all gone to hell.”

  6. EricLr

    Oops…pooped ‘em.

  7. Contusion

    This is what I imagine an old turtle to look like without his shell.

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Nice head shape Larry. Who’s your plastic surgeon, Dr. H. R. Giger?

  9. Johnny P!

    Piers Morgan can’t hold a candle to this ol’ liver-spotted curmudgeon!

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I wish 2 other people in this photo were closer to death than Larry.

  11. Really, does Seacrest have to sneak into every picture?

  12. Napoupi

    Butt-head is getting old…

  13. Bonky

    A few years ago they said we would never see Kim or anyone like her get a star, but judging from the look on his face, Larry knows that day is coming.

  14. boing

    Lizard transformation, almost complete.

  15. Grand Poobah

    Holy liver spots batman!

  16. Little Tongue

    Having a Mr Burns moment…

  17. bethy

    I had to read the tagline twice. Larry King at a Hollywood Walk of Fame Cemetery. Larry King at a Hollywood Walk of Fame Crematory.

  18. Cardinal Fang

    He has a normal sized head it’s just that his facial features are crammed into a small space.

  19. Your tongue, My balls.

    I am the Lizard King. I can do anything….

  20. SSHGuru

    He only smiles when he poops.

  21. Did you ever wonder who posed all those years ago for all those carved Polynesian tiki gods?
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/12/tiki 1-220_226.jpg[/img]

  22. tlmck

    It’s grandpa from the FoxTrot cartoon.

  23. Swearin

    “Hello, Forest Lawn Cemetary, you’re on the air…oh. Yes, I’ll be home tonight…”

  24. Mickey01232000

    So this is what Beavis looks like as an old man!

  25. Bigalkie

    Got hit with ugly stick? Mr., I am the ugly stick!

  26. Chico the man

    Is that Beavis or Butthead????

  27. Bono circa 2025.

  28. the troof

    SMITHERS!!!!

Leave A Comment